Welcome to SliceTV by Domino’s!
Dear subscriber,
You’ve Slacked, texted, and tweeted us your orders, and tracked each one from placement to delivery. The pizza revolution is only beginning. We all know that nothing goes better with a great-tasting pizza than your favorite TV series, and that’s why we here at Domino’s are launching SliceTV, the world’s first pizza-optimized streaming service.
We know pizza better than anyone. And we know that nothing is better than the one prepared perfectly, just for you. Brooklyn-style, thin-crust, hand-tossed, you name it. All with the topping combinations you love.
You. And your pizza.
That’s why, beginning in 2009, with every Domino’s order you’ve contributed to your Pizza Profile, a custom profile of your tastes, your interests, your every late night order. You’re welcome. Using the most cutting edge in machine learning technology, we’ve built an algorithm to match your pizza preferences to your streaming content. We’ve hired teams of technologists, writers, producers, and directors to create just the right original movies and series for the Humpday Classic Plain Cheesers, the Sunday Gluten-free Detoxers, and Weekend Three Meat, No Veggie Hedonists.
Welcome to SliceTV, the streaming service you didn’t know you wanted, and didn’t order (yes, our algos are that good). Enjoy your first month free, and, after, join one of our competitively priced monthly packages: Personal, Family, or Party. The streaming wars just got more delicious.
Sincerely,
James B. Chesterton, Jr.
Senior VP of Content, SliceTV